CLIFF

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Cliffy richard has a big prichard and thuings. HE IS A VIRGIN BUT DONT LET THAT PUT U OFF he got nice underpants from primark, like indain waer, LOULS! or souls has he belive in? YES I DONT SUPPORT IT BUT IM GOING TA HAVE TOO GO LONG WITH IT IF I AM TO EARN YOYR TRUST.

[edit] RUST

Cliffy has rust he dosent earn rust but where there is rust there is bust so dont rust the bus or the bus wont be going on a summer holiday THERE I SAID IT!

IM CLIFFY AND I WANT TO SAY THAT THE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN SAID BOUT ME ARE A LOAD OF BOLLOX I SLEEP WITH SHEEP INDEED AND THINGS! not like that not snot, not like thar either, dont forgive my christian vallos like you senior tinny, BEEEEEEYATCHEZ I HAVE A MIGHTY DICK AND I TEND TO KEEP IT THAST WAY WIOTH TENNIS AND SPORT AND HOMO

[edit] WE ALL GOING ON A SUMMA HOL!

Not me i have to stay behind to work on my cliff richard accent but i'll be there and i'll be square and i wear a bear. CLIFF FAR OUR DUDES DONT MESS!

DONT MESS!

DONT!

WE ALL GOING ON A SUMMER HOL AND I WONT BE BACK FOR SOME TIME DUE TO THE FACT I HAVE A BIG ELEPHANT IN MY BED ROOM AND I TENT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY *SCRUB* *RUB* AHHH ITS HAPPENED AGAIN, WATER VEIN BURST WITH YOU INSIDE DAMB YOUR SWENSEW OF UTTER COMPULSEION ARG! wheres christ now big boy?