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Cliffy richard has a big prichard and thuings. HE IS A VIRGIN BUT DONT LET THAT PUT U OFF he got nice underpants from primark, like indain waer, LOULS! or souls has he belive in? YES I DONT SUPPORT IT BUT IM GOING TA HAVE TOO GO LONG WITH IT IF I AM TO EARN YOYR TRUST.

RUSTEdit

Cliffy has rust he dosent earn rust but where there is rust there is bust so dont rust the bus or the bus wont be going on a summer holiday THERE I SAID IT!

Cliff-richard

IM CLIFFY AND I WANT TO SAY THAT THE THINGS THAT HAVE BEEN SAID BOUT ME ARE A LOAD OF BOLLOX I SLEEP WITH SHEEP INDEED AND THINGS! not like that not snot, not like thar either, dont forgive my christian vallos like you senior tinny, BEEEEEEYATCHEZ I HAVE A MIGHTY DICK AND I TEND TO KEEP IT THAST WAY WIOTH TENNIS AND SPORT AND HOMO

WE ALL GOING ON A SUMMA HOL!Edit

Not me i have to stay behind to work on my cliff richard accent but i'll be there and i'll be square and i wear a bear. CLIFF FAR OUR DUDES DONT MESS!

DONT MESS!


DONT!

Cliff-richard

WE ALL GOING ON A SUMMER HOL AND I WONT BE BACK FOR SOME TIME DUE TO THE FACT I HAVE A BIG ELEPHANT IN MY BED ROOM AND I TENT TO KEEP IT THAT WAY *SCRUB* *RUB* AHHH ITS HAPPENED AGAIN, WATER VEIN BURST WITH YOU INSIDE DAMB YOUR SWENSEW OF UTTER COMPULSEION ARG! wheres christ now big boy?

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