Chess consists of many peices all of which can move. Lets take a look shall we?

The bazooka can baz the fuck out of everybody on the board and it walso has a bag of chips if it gets pekish

Cliffy can baz the fuck out of everybody too but he does it in a more stylish manner, yes you guessed it, he virgins up the board and walks away feeling good about christian wine!


Tony is the crappest peice on the board, he makes crazy hand guestures and goes ape shit

And those are all of the peices, mostly games start off with both players losing.

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